Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses claim that Trump maybe got a little too close with the beast, leading some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has faced website off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a pen full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will tell.